Thursday, June 5, 2008

ATTENTION: Guilt-ridden Consumers!

Are you feeling guilty for driving your Hummer?  Does it gnaw at your conscience when you commute an hour to work each day?  Do you wish you could continue to enjoy your consumerist lifestyle and still feel good about your greenhouse gas emissions?

Look no further!  Carbon offsets and credits are a great way to maintain your high quality of life while reducing the effects on your conscience.  Pioneered by such climate gurus as the former vice-president Al Gore, you can pay someone else to live the simple life for you!  

We are a young family with two young children.  We live a simple life, save money, and recycle.  We are also on a single income, so there are minimal commuter costs--there are some days when we don't drive our cars at all!  In fact, our life is so simple that our carbon footprint is only 1/3 of the average American family with four children.

For a low, low rate of only $500 per month we will offset all or most of your carbon footprint--granting you the piece of mind of having a zero net effect on the environment!  Go ahead--live your dreams!  Drive your Hummer!  Take round-the-world vacations!  You don't even have to recycle!  Contact me with your carbon footprint information and we will arrange for deposits into our off-shore banking accounts.

Celebrate yourself and go for a drive!

P.S.  Contact us today and you will receive your entire winter, high-utility seasons for the low, low cost of an extra $300/month (normally $400/month).

1 comment:

Krista said...

Nice post Brittany! I took the little test, and even with Nick commuting all over the bay area for work, we are still less than half of what other 4 person households are. What do these people do to get their carbon footprint up so high? I feel like we're not even that careful with doing all we can, and yet still only 1/2 of the norm?!