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1 comment:
Nice post Brittany! I took the little test, and even with Nick commuting all over the bay area for work, we are still less than half of what other 4 person households are. What do these people do to get their carbon footprint up so high? I feel like we're not even that careful with doing all we can, and yet still only 1/2 of the norm?!
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